Today's length
A fresh result with no explanation for why it needed that much goat.
We ran out of paper first
LONG GOAT
The goat was already too long. You made it longer.
Pull the tail, keep scrolling, and measure the unnecessary middle in GOAT UNITS.
CONTRACT_ADDRESS_COMING_SOON
Main activity
Pull the goat.
Current length
10.0
GOAT UNITS
STILL GOAT
TOO MUCH GOAT
GOAT CONTINUES
END NOT FOUND
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I stretched LONG GOAT to 10.0 GOAT UNITS.
No end required
Keep the middle.
- Drag the tail, move the slider, or scroll the paper sideways.
- Stop at any completely unnecessary length.
- Copy your result and post a screenshot.
- Selected strange lengths return as new fold marks in weekly site updates.
Still goat
Milestone screenshots confirming that the middle has not become another animal.
New fold found
Selected community lengths become authored paper seams and margin scribbles.
Tail status
A tiny update from the part of the goat most visitors still have not reached.
The paper continues
Find the tail.
Follow LONG GOAT, open the project on Pump.fun, and bring your longest harmless screenshot.